Our corner shop - the one further down the road, not just down the road (they're rude and I won't reward their lack of service) - has a chalkboard out the front on the footpath that they regularly write some pearls of wisdom on.
Their pearls are rippers.
So good that I have to share them as they come up.
Today's nugget of gold....
'The only reason people get lost in thought is because they are in unfamiliar territory'
Hahahaha - cracks me up!