It's the hardest part of my day.
That twenty minutes after the 15minute wake-up period after the alarm has gone off (it takes that long to get my eyes open). Twenty minutes spent mentally perusing my wardrobe in a vain attempt to work out what the heck I'm going to wear today.
I have attempted to be organised and make the decision the night before. Even to the point of ironing and setting out in readiness. But I've since determined that it's a waste time because, without fail, what I have selected the night before, in the morning becomes too hot, too cold, too tight, too dress-up, too something. Unfortunately for me my new job doesn't have a uniform so I've been facing these mental dilemmas every morning for four weeks.
I give up.
Well, actually no I don't. I didn't. I instead got uniformed.
Over the weekend I went shopping and bought myself my own uniform. Five of exactly the same shirt. One for every weekday. Easy.
I must admit that this sounded a whole lot easier to do than it turned out. I mean, how hard could it be to find a nice shirt (collared, 3/4 sleeves, subtle colours, good fabric, good fit) and then get five of them? Clearly harder than I was expecting it to be. I know I was limiting myself with my stipulations that said shirts must be under $30 each - I'm tight, I rarely pay more than $20 for a shirt (and truly, that's a dressup one) - but I figured with a $30 limit I was guaranteed to find something suitable for work. Right? Wrong.
I first went to Kmart. I was sure they had a 'business' attire section....wrong. Not out here they don't. 'Business attire' doesn't seem to be a market that needs targetting. If I was in the market for cheap and skanky I would have had it covered and then some!
I then braved Target. They had some nice shirts but my purse was clammed shut too tight to pay their prices (tight, I'm tight!). I was by then getting a little discouraged by then and decided to head to one of those workwear places. Bad move. Really bad move. The cheapest shirt I could find (top quality mind you and beautiful colour/pattern) was $55. I think I may have gasped out loud. Or sworn. I do know I stopped touching things and clasped my hands tightly behind my back in a 'look-with-your-eyes-not-with-your-hands' fashion before making my hasty retreat ("just doing some research - I'll be back later" - yeah right).
Finally, when I was about to give up on the whole shenanigan and stick with my morning mental anguish, I ventured into Big W (on a Saturday morning - God help me!). Bingo. Five shirts, good fit, nice fabric, uniform-y colour, GREAT price! $14.98 each - my kind of shopping!!
And then, because I had scored such a bargain on each shirt and was well under my $30-each budget, I then proceeded to spend the remaining $15-per-shirt-budget surplus on more clothes for me. Just cos I could.
Dressing for work this week is going to be a breeze!!